Last time I was in the paper I was a 'popular pianist' I quite like being in the paper, as long as it's not something nasty like kerb-crawling, or mugging old dears!
So if they want to call either 'Music teacher from Chapel Ash' or 'Popular pianist' or even 'good looking suave super great guy that's got it all going on' that's fine by me. Any will do.
Anyway . . arses.
There's a picture of Morrissey's arse in the new 'Morrissey Greatest Hits' CD. Luckily I found a tasteful version to post.
Okay, nowt wrong with nudity, nowt wrong with homoeroticism, nowt wrong with art and freedom of expression and look at me and I'm all liberal minded and live and let live harm none and do what you will and all that. . .But bloody hell Mozza, put yer strides back on! We didn't want to see John Lennon's tadger and we don't want to see your arse either!
Sorry, but hetrosexual men go 'eughhh!' and 'yuk' at other men's bottoms.
That's just the way it is!
Put your trousers on and sing us a song, fer christ sake.
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That shot is obviously from about 1985 or thereabouts, there's no way Morrisey would be that thin nowadays.
Shame we can't hang out on AEK at the moment, as I'd love to hear Palmers take on this!
He'd probably say that Moz is using a body double, and come to think of it, how could we ever be certain that Moz isn't? He is surely vain enough to.
And by the way, thanks for posting the censored version.
Cencorship may well be an affront to our civil liberties, but sometimes you're glad of it, when it's seven thirty in the morning and trying to eat your cornflakes!
censorship I mean
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