Friday, 18 July 2008

You can light a fire, but you can't fight a liar!

A quick update. I'll do a list, and one of these is a lie by the way.

1) The two 'pupils' I sent for their exams with the Trinity college passed with distinctions last Friday, so I'm happy. So I'm a proper teacher now!
2) Going to London Sunday. I'll keep you posted!
3) A new Rock & Roll CD has just been released with great sleeve notes by me, so I'm happy part two.
4) Twiglets. They are ace! I eat them twice a week.
5) I phone-voted for a Big Brother contestant the other day.
6) Bought a new camera because my old one fell into a puddle on top of the Wrekin, (which I've been up twice this week, and my legs have gone almost muscular).
7) Glam rock legend Dave Hill of Slade tried to nick my free coffee voucher in Beaties coffee shop yesterday, but it was okay because I fitted his fireplace.
8) I've met Britt Ekland.
9) I've run my hand through Iggy Pop's hair
10) I've stroked Carl Perkin's Blue Suede Shoe (with him wearing it!)
11) I've shook Johnny Cash's hand.
12) I've got every Godzilla film ever made (on various formats).

(only one's a lie don't forget!)
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Seems like loads of laptops and memry sticks have been pinched from the MOD eh?
it'll be soon . . . Rendlesham Forest, East Field, Warminster, the lid will be lifted and the patient gifted.
Or summat.

1 comment:

Harv said...

I was on a forum and someone said "if you want a laugh phone this number". They didn't say what it was about, but some of the 30p went to charidee so I phoned it out of curiosity, a voice the other end said "thankyou for phoning Big Brother, you've voted for wotsit".
So, I voted, but was duped!

Iggy I've seen several times, he jumped into the crowd in Wolverhampton some time in the mid nineties, and yea, we all copped a feel of him.

But, if I knew me, I'd have gone for the Big Brother one. But no . .