Sunday, 5 September 2010

I'm not a pooftah!

And to prove it here's my top ten sexiful famous favourites. In the style of Fluff 'I am a pooftah' Freeman

Starting the countdown at Ten. . . .
Yvonne Craig. Sixties actress and lovely.

Straight in at number nine. .
The girl singer from Stereolab. French. Do I need to say more?

A surprise entry at eight. .
Some British actress that was in Brookside when I used to watch telly. HELLO!!!!

Eh? Number Seven
Lorraine Kelly. Look, don't question it, it's the way I am.

A new entry. . number Six!
The girl singer from Ladytron. I think there's a pattern forming here.

It's getting exciting, here's number five!
The girl singer from eighties retro-bobbins group 'Swing Out Sister'. Ahem

Number four. .
Debbie Harry. Nuff said.

In at three. . a German!
Nico. A true goddess.

Number two. . . we're nearly there!
Sugarcubes era Bjork. Too good to be true.


And finally. . . the greatest of all.
Gentlemen, I give you, number one. . . Sandie Shaw. The very image of hippysex. Glorious and splendid and who cares that she's a bit barmy, eh?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mmmm..some Gay Icons amongst these tho'...